A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS to release Stress --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: History's a very interesting subject. It tells u about what'd happened in the past.
Student: Pl teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There's no future in it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 & u ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : U don't know maths.
Ted : U don't know my father! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : U really disappoint me. Your results're getting worse.
David : But I'll only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I'm scolding u now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Father : Why did u fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 & on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mother & son were doing dishes while the father & daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do u know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would u die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man: How old's your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue & frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A teacher was asking her class: 'What's the difference between 'unlawful' & 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow & 'illegal' is a sick eagle.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: 'How come u do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks're under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They're all below 'C' (sea) level'
p/s: condition of teeth : not as pain as yesterday. yesterday was excruciating, no joke. today at least u dont feel the pain when you dont eat . stupid me when to buy siewmai in the morning , i accidentally used my back teeth to chew on the siew mai , it felt like diamond, i swear . i had to use my front tooth to bite/chew .how pathetic . after next monday i hope it wont be that bad afterall .
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